Question me Yo
Anonymous asked: Do you think there is homosexual subtext with Sherlock putting stuff in his mouth? (I know it sounds SUPER stupid but just stuff like the flashlight in TBB and the cigarettes idek...)
Oh, Anon. The game is on.
Episode: THE BLIND BANKER
Context: On the train (train!) tracks, mouthing flashlights and sniffing spraypaint nozzles, as one does whilst clueing for looks.
OM NOM NOM NOM…ooh, sticky
smell good too? *SSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF* MOTHER OF GOD THAT SMELLS FABUL—who there?
Episode: THE SIGN OF THREE
Context: Bros night out pounding beers from cylinders and bending over, just like the heteros do it.
*clink* teehee i’m adorable
my goodness this thing is long oh well BOTTOMS UP NOM NOM
I MEAN IT’S REALLY LONG AND FOR SOME REASON I REALLY LIKE DRINKING BEER THIS WAY
sweet DAMN HONEY that’s delicious i mean that shit really hits the spot i’m not much of a drinker but holy mother of Cher that is a tasty treat —- why you stare?
did i dribble?
why still stare
doctor watsonnn your tubey thing is half fulllll better drink up or i’ll suck it down for you lol jk
i will though
idk i think it’s like the SHAPE of this thing because i usually don’t even do beer but it’s just so LONG and SHAPELY i am suddenly very aware of my tongue in my mouth lol weird
how much have weOOHHH LOOK YOURS IS SHAPELY AND LONG AS WELL. may i measure it? i want to measure it.
SO LONG VERY NICE VERY NICE WELL DONE
can i touch the shapely
i put a spell on youuuuu….and now you’re
minewine lolol that rhymes beer makes me funny
i never meant 2 cause u any sorrow i never meant 2 cause u any pain i only wanted 2 one time see u laughing i only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain haha ow my chest hurts moar beer nom
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG YES.
sweet DAMN that shit good
~i speak the slang now boys say wha~ OH HAI JAWN LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS
CHEERS THIS PLACE IS GREAT DON’T YOU THINK SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT
Episode: THE SIGN OF THREE
Context: Another day, another mystery regarding your roommate’s
sexualitymiddle name, another gigantic wad of unlit cigarettes protruding from your mouth.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN PATROLLIN THEY TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY
CATCH ME RIDIN DI—-H?
h? h? h? h? h? h? h? ~hang on let me open my mouth EXAGGERATEDLY WIDE RAWWRR ARE YOU LOOKING DOCTOR~ h? h? h? h? h? h? h?
h?h?h? HENRY??!!! ……oh. *crunch om nom nom* h? h? h? h? h? h? h? h? h?
IF IT’S NOT HUMPHREY I SWEAR I WILL SUCK ON THIS MICROSCOPE FOR COMFORT
h? h? h? h? h? h?HIGGINS?!
nards. ………CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY
wow they really did adapt frozen well
#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment
Upon seeing this gifset, I decide I’d like to watch this movie, which I’ve never seen before. I come up to this scene. He is in fact talking to the dude stuck to the wall, not us.
Note: I saw this gifset like an hour ago, I’ve scrolled to find it again :P
“ Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are. ”
Lets clear this out!
Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin.
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido.
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.
cause of death: stabbed in the heart by the wiring of my bra
little things that help ease symptoms of depression:
- turn the lights on and open a window
- eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
- find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
- take a long, relaxing bath
- do yourself up in full make up and hair
- be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
- watch something funny on netflix
- wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
- immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
- lose yourself in a really good book or movie
I suggest Brunuhville and Adrian Von Ziegler on youtube for #3 :)
feel free to add in any links!
turn it to rum.
OH I DON’T KNOW HARRY. MAYBE HE’S TRYING TO TURN IT INTO BLOOD. MAYBE ORANGE JUICE. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW.
this is why you’re not in ravenclaw
New headcanon: The school put a protective spell on all the drinks so that the kids wouldn’t turn them into alcoholic drinks